The Red Skull
I am Johann Schmidt - the true Red Skull. If you have any business regarding my empire, you may speak to me. If not, leave.

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This is annoying…

marsthenerdyo:

johann-schmidt:

How do women deal with breasts?

Welcome to the world of women, Johann. It is not bad enough than having…you know.

No it’s worse. I feel like I’ve gained ten pounds and they constantly get in the way of my arms.

15:08 - 9%
via:marsthewitchofmercy, origin:johann-schmidt
  1. johann-schmidt reblogged this from marsthewitchofmercy and added:
    …. Women…
  2. marsthewitchofmercy reblogged this from johann-schmidt and added:
    Heh they are bigger than mine. Trust me there is way worst than that, hints the word… god how I put this, um, “Monthly...
  3. oberst-landa reblogged this from johann-schmidt and added:
    What’s better Johann, the boobs or the balls?
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